"Sex On the Wrong Brain" Book and Site Blame Masturbation For Anti Abortion Misogyny, Patriarchy
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MIAMI - illiNews -- Author Ard Falten claims worldwide spikes in misogyny, racism, and authoritarianism blamed on COVID lockdowns support the sex on the wrong brain theory, which suggests a very simple sex education lesson might have reduced thousands of years of greed, authoritarianism, patriarchy, and war.

"When health agencies around the world suggested masturbation as a safe sex alternative during COVID they should have specified which hand to use," says Falten. "COVID was a mass sex on the wrong brain event. Social distancing and lock-downs did what authoritarians always do. Whether it's Florida, Idaho, Texas, or Russia, the Roman or British empires, Nazi Germany, Iran, Saudi Arabia, China, or the Taliban, the ultimate reason to repress sex and control women and reproductive rights is to increase frustration in the right handed boys and men that authoritarian leaders need to serve them."

According to the theory using the right hand, which is connected to the left brain hemisphere, associates impatient satisfaction-demanding reproductive urges with left brain-dominant thinking that is supposed to be patient and objective. "For some people that misdirected sex energy might just be taking a quick detour, or it can cause problems," says the author.

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The theory claims that due to anatomical differences males generally have more sex on the wrong brain, or SOWB, and may perceive females with less SOWB as inferior or a threat, contributing to misogyny.

Increased need for certainty: When reproductive energy fuels mental processes such as logic and problem solving it pushes for quick easy answers, premature conclusion, and the closure of certainty. The website points out authoritarianism is sometimes measured with the Uncertainty Avoidance Index and introduces the Certainty Deficit Disorder, or CDD, to place authoritarianism in a wide spectrum of destructive and anti democratic human behavior caused by sex on the wrong brain.

Authoritarianism is explained in terms of the certainty uncertainty dynamic:

• As the need for certainty increases so does the stress and fear generated by uncertainty, change, diversity, unpredictability, disorder, complexity, and nature. Fear of uncertainty reduces imagination, curiosity, and creativity.
• As sex on the wrong brain increases so does the appeal of leaders and ideologies that use order and control to reduce uncertainty and simplify the world into binary absolutes. Absolutism fuels intolerance, bigotry, and extremism.
• Authoritarian leaders must appear certain, decisive, and never wrong and use chaos and fear to increase the value of their certitude.
• Sexual repression associates sex with punishment and guilt and establishes thought patterns that redirect reproductive energy to reward prioritization of certainty over truth and the rationalization of lies, denial, and hypocrisy needed to accept fictitious certainty.

Factors effecting SOWB levels include handedness, gender, ancestry, age, frustration, and right brain hemisphere use.

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According to the theory:

Greed is what happens when reproductive energy fuels numbers, math, and measurement and wants more, bigger, faster.

Sexual dysfunction can result when reproductive energy is diverted for purposes unrelated to sex.

Climate change: Sex on the wrong brain makes the certainty of denying global warming easier than facing the uncertainties represented by complex long term solutions and changing predictions.

To reach wider and younger audiences the book and a screenplay weave the SOWB theory and implications into a science fiction adventure comedy set in a near future threatened by global warming.The book was reviewed by Simon Barrett: "Yes, I like 'Sex On the Wrong Brain' a lot. If you like Douglas Adams and don't mind a few 'smutty' bits, you will enjoy this book." The screenplay has been selected as a finalist in various contests.

For more information visit sexonthewrongbrain.com.